is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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