she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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