Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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