is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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