I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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