Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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