we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I FOUND THE LEGS
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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