just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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