Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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