Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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