Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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