I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
