if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He kissed a someone with a penis
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think your dad took our porno
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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