I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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