dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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