idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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