do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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