you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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