If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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