A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
