Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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