We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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