You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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