I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm determined to sit on that face.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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