Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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