well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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