I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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