you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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