Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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