Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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