I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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