i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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