worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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