So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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