I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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