what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I stole a fireplace last night.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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