did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got chris browned last night
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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