He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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