I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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