That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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