Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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