just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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