yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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