Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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