you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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