The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm really busy with my period
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