he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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