# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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