3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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