I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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